This picture was for sale at the local Goodwill. I can’t stop staring at the adorable baby with a thermometer in its armpit with an anonymous “JUICY” rack in the background. WHO WOULD GIVE THIS AWAY?!??
This is kind of awesome: Mashup of TLC & the Cure. IT goes together strangely well!
This is bizarrely satisfying.
You shut down Panda Cam, you bastards! Fuuuuuck you.
I freaking ADORE everything this dude has to say!
“So listen up, or you’ll get lost, like a blind man clapping in a pharmacy trying to echo-locate the contact lens fluid.”
I’m having fun mentally adding “THANKS, OBAMA” in a sarcastic inner voice to the end of every headline I read. Hey, it works for Republicans!
DEVIANT MARINE DAD & EX-WIFE GUILTY ON CHILD SEX CHARGES. THANKS, OBAMA!
Fla. woman known for hiccups guilty of murder, Thanks Obama!
With His Remarks on Sexual Morality, a Surprise Pope Keeps on Surprising. Thanks, Obama!
Maybe it’s because I’ve had this cough for like a week now, it’s 2:00 a.m. and I can’t sleep and I just took a dose of expired codeine. I don’t know.
Ding-dong: an aggressive go-getting vagabond
Dinger: a tramp; a worthless person
Ding-ho(w): OK; very good; swell.
Gong: an opium pipe
Pregnant duck = ruptured duck. (OK THEN! There is no definition for “ruptured duck”)
Snoff: a weekend girlfriend; not one’s steady. Stands for Saturday Night Only, Friend, Female.
Snollygoster: A politician who relies on oratory rather than knowledge or ability; a politician who speaks much and does little.